Creativity is a cruel master

Today there is so much static in my head that it is blocking my efforts to communicate. Despite use of antidepressants, vitamins, electroshock therapy and large amounts of coffee, everything I touch seems to resist.
Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps and get up. Maybe I need a pacemaker or something...

Did you receive it today?
Ad next door for $30K in grants for African-Americans. What the hell?

yeah, ok, why should you donate?