A man was killed 'neath the town hall light.
People who saw it all did agree,
That the slayer who ran looked a lot like me."
Nope, wasn't me. I was in Detroit, or the bathroom.
Guilt carries us forward as it pulls us back.
Why, if there is a reason for it all, is there no reason for it at all?
Did you know that the luminescent button on your watch works great for a nightlight when you have to get up to use the bathroom?
So, you don't have to get up? Just wait...
Today I qualified for a Reverse Mortgage.
The guy kept insisting it is a step forward.
I'm confused, bothered and bewildered...
Have you received it today?
Okay, then send me some.
Donations gratefully accepted and spent with gusto.
Okay, then send me some.
Donations gratefully accepted and spent with gusto.
